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thedailywhat: Movie Trailer of the Day, Too: First official trailer for Wes Anderson’s first foray into animation, the big-screen adaptation of Roald Dahl’s Fantastic Mr. Fox. The film, which stars a children’s treasury of Anderson alums such as Anjelica Huston, Jason Schwartzman, Bill Murray, and Owen Wilson, is slated for release November 13. [via.]
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Chris Brown’s Exile May Not Be “Forever” Thanks to... →
mashable: We’re crazy about the JK Wedding Entrance Dance video, and apparently so are you. As we reported earlier, the video now has over 12 million views and is taking the web by storm. As it…
Maker's Schedule, Manager's Schedule →
cubicle17: I’ve always had a difficult time putting into words why I dislike meetings so much (aside from their obvious uselessness 90% of the time), but thanks to Paul Graham, I no longer have to: There are two types of schedule, which I’ll call the manager’s schedule and the maker’s schedule. The manager’s schedule is for bosses. It’s embodied in the traditional appointment book, with each...
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mashable: The TED conference has been helping to blow people’s minds for many years now, and that’s in large part because they put videos of many of the TED talks online for anyone to watch,…
NBC’s Chuck Back for Season 3; Can Social Media... →
mashable: The NBC series Chuck will be back for a third season in the fall, with the social media efforts of fans playing a staring role in convincing executives at the network to keep it…
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Portuguese bull runs becoming an Ontario fixture | TheStar.com | Ontario “An ancient tradition has sunk new roots in farm country “The reason we do it is the challenge, to get out in front of the bull and fool the bull not to hit you”“
Top 5 Funniest Fake Facebook Pages →
mashable: With over 250 million users, Facebook is a social networking behemoth. The site is host to thousands of celebrity fan pages and has been taking steps to make these more appealing to…
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Swine flu: How scared should we be? →
“Schabas, now the medical officer of health in Hastings and Prince Edward Counties, is at it again. He’s calling the swine flu H1N1 virus that has been making its way around the globe since April – killing more than 700 on its journey – a “pandemic dud.” Despite WHO’s forecast that a more severe second surge of H1N1 will arrive this fall, causing up to 2 billion...
thedailywhat: Movie Trailer of the Day: Unveiled tonight at SDCC09, the first official teaser trailer for Joseph Kosinski’s long-awaited, recently-named Tron sequel, Tron Legacy. Jeff Bridges, reprising his role as arcade owner Kevin Flynn, stars alongside Garrett Hedlund, who plays his 27-year-old son, and Olivia Wilde, in the role of Kevin’s friend and confidant. A release date is...
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“If a month-long city strike has you down in the dumps, Hafiz Kassam has the solution: Shoot rats.”
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A good 'I told you so ' week - GTA5 news
ronworkman: After explaining to people that there was no way in hell that there would be another GTA game this year because of Chinatown wars, and a delay on the GTA expansion, Take 2 finally makes a statement. I don’t give a fuck what Game Informer said. Wanting something to happen doesn’t make it happen. Money, a dev. team, and an angel getting its wings does. No ‘GTA V: Tokyo’ this year from...